overlymiserable:

idk do you ever just randomly get hit with a tidal wave of sadness and you sort of just sit there wondering why the fuck you’re sad all of a sudden and then you overthink it all and make yourself more upset

(via badassfothermucker)

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

(via cocks-and-cats)

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

(via oh-sweet-insanity-take-my-hand)

bookwormwithocd:

tootsienoodles:

sam-vurps:

fallingforev3r:

hotllamasex:

kanayatheawkwardlesbian:

saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’

we are all obama

And I swear in that moment we were Obama

We accept the Obama we think we deserve 

sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you people and then I realize I don’t care

it doesn’t matter how obama you are, as long as you don’t stop

(via societyissucha-tradgicplace)